Dear... Whoever the hell decided I had something with following.
I've published a story that's not actually a story. For any aspiring writers with nothing to write about, or people just looking for something new, I have something for you.
A book of all the ideas I'll probably never get around to writing!
There are a few conditions written there. It's not anything overly taxing or unnecessary.
Anyway, feel free to have a look.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled program.