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"cas, your hands are bigger than mine, how is that even possible? your whole body is the size of sammy's pants."
"whoa, buddy- how did you hide THAT in your pants this whole time, looks... mouthful- ehem! april sure was lucky..."
"were you that ripped before? you look like a teddy bear with steroids... angel grace does something to your uh body?"
"personal space, cas- is that eyeliner!?"
"dude! your biceps are the size of my fucking head! you could break my neck with those!"
"your thighs look like they could rip a watermelon in half..."
"how strong are you, cas? you could break me like a stick... and bend me like i'm made of clay..."
gracias por venir a mi ted talk de diálogos destiel de dean siendo putito