✨angry potato✨

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Normal person: hey what's your favorite childhood song mine is teenage dream by Katie Parry
          
          Me:* flashbacks to me always hanging out at my dad's tattoo shop listening to heavy metal music they were playing* 
          
          Me: *sweats furiously* he he saammmee...

Le Chicken nugger 

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ❤❤❤❤❤
          
          I SHALL GO BACK TO BEING SINGLE AND ALONE 

I stubbed my toe and fell face-first on the floor
          RIP pinky toe and face 

Im in the dark crying in the corner watching marmaduke 

Happy birthday edd 

It my birthday

Let's honor the people who die for us 
          they fought for us. they deserve respect from us so we shall honor them