newlyweebs
newlyweebs
@mmroze hm? No I don't think so. And as far as I can remember, Yeah no we didn't:(
mmroze
Hey do you remember me ? It's been a while since I last talked to you since the app update
newlyweebs
@mmroze OMG I DO OFC! Yooo it's been so long Now that you pointed out the new update, I JUST realized there dms are out of this app
newlyweebs
can we pretend that airplane and the night sky are like shooting stars?
newlyweebs
is it me or when i got notifications i cant find it or read it? no i- how do i say this it says "unexpected error" like that and i have to find it myself- its been days now... so, no? only me?
-yanifiazaa
Get rickroll
-yanifiazaa
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding
-yanifiazaa
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@newlyweebs What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
-yanifiazaa
Ur still in your momma vagina caught you in ultra HD version of 4k
newlyweebs
HAPPY EID MUBARAK EVERYONE!
Today is the day where we can seek forgiveness from our parents,friends, and even strangers.
Here i am Newlyweebs,
wanna say im sorry if i did something wrong, im sorry if i say something wrong or harsh,
im sorry if im being rude, im sorry if i offended you, im sorry for everything i did, I'm so sorry cuz im bad at apologizing,
I love you guys so much and i mean it thank you for being my friends
Happy Eid✨
newlyweebs
YOSH WE'RE DONE FASTING FOR THIS YEAR! TOMORROW IS THE DAY- mannn my eid mood is all gone since last year sigh.. Anyways, CONGRATS FELLOW PEOPLE WHO'S FASTING AND HAPPY EID EVERYONE!!✨
