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Hi please can you take a moment to read this book called " don't mess with us zayn malik fanfic " it's a worthy book. Thanks in advance. 

Why do I even have 9 followers
          I don't even have any books
          
          

No fooking way
          
          

@introduced oh my apologies, dudette, I also am a dudette
          is it still awks 

@niallerslaugh thx dude but I'm a dudette so like awks

what I want to delete an update hoW?? Help me
          
          should I write a book

I have some jokes 
          
          what do you become when your computer crahses?
          a curser
          
          hahahahahahshf 
          
          how do you drown a hipster?
          in the mainstream
          
          I'm blöody hilarious

I think I'm funny but then I actually think about it and realise I might not be funny but then I'm like 'oH HAHAHA I DONT KNOW ANYONe fuNNIEr ThaN ME!!!'

@introduced sure dude

fucking be my friend idk