"♧ 24: The Return of General Tommo ♣
I glance over at Eleanor, who simply gives me a shrug, as if saying 'That's Louis for you!' before turning her gaze back to her boyfriend who is still pacing around in front of everyone.
When I asked him for advice on where the best places to put flyers up would be, I didn't expect him to blow things out of proportion. I didn't ask for him to set up squads to cover each section of the town. I barely even got my question out before he jumped out of his seat and yelled at everyone to come downstairs, claiming that they have been given a top secret mission.
"Alright everyone, as you may have heard, we've been given a mission," Louis says as he flips through a large stack of flyers in his hand. "And we are going to finish this mission if it's the last thing we do because we are the One Direction Soldiers."
One Direction Soldiers? And to think I thought Tour Guide Tommo was bad. I vaguely remember Niall warning me about another Tommo that I have to worry about and I'm guessing it's this one, General Tommo.
"Our mission is simple," General Tommo continues pacing. "We have already finished Phase One: Twitter Attack. And now we are at Phase Two: Get these flyers up as quickly as possible without any causalities. I have yet had any so I don't want to start now-" He stops pacing in front of Liam. "And yes, I'm talking to you, Shorty."
Everyone looks at Liam.
"But I'm taller than you," Liam deadpans
"However, as your general," Louis continues, ignoring Liam. "It's my job to not lie to you. So i'm going to be blunt. Some of you may die."
"You say that before every mission," Paige points out.
How many missions have they had?
"And if that happens," Louis continues, ignoring Paige's comment. "You all have to go on and leave that person behind no matter what. We can't lose anymore time."
"Is he serious?" I hear Trinity whisper to Niall.
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