nicknackpaddywhack02

*wii u theme*

You have a book with 400 reads how are you not popular yet?

@Peppydue yeppp

@Peppydue *Illuminati theme plays*

@Peppydue conversations that have actually happened:
          
          Friend: shut up Lucca, you're pretty
          me: you must be a furry then

@Peppydue hah yeahhh

@Peppydue lmao u must be attractive then
          
          I'm told I am, but I don't see it.  I think I look like a chipmunk lmao

@Peppydue I mean it's the first time it's happened to me

guys
          
          last night I was at the movies w my friend and some random 12 year old walked up to me and asked me for my snap and I told him it was capegeckogal9 and then walked away and then turned around and went "JSUT KIDDING" bc yeah no that's not my snap
          
          in hindsight, it would have been funnier if I had just said "why, do you need a baby sitter?" but I sort of spasmed lmao

"What's that show that you're obsessed with, Doctor Hue?" -my grandmother
          dOCTOR HUE
          DOCTOR
          HUE
          
          I CANT
          I LAUGHED FOR A STRAIGHT 5 MINS
          
          "who is this man...he crops up in history, always watching..
          it must be...
          doCTOR HUE"