"Where do you find inspiration for your stories?" they ask.
"I don't know if I'd call my shit show of a life 'inspiration,''' I reply, " but it keeps the gears turning."

Nicky's the name, self-deprecating humor's the game. My life is a perpetual string of disastrous decisions and binge-drinking to deal with my problems. My current novel is a work-in-progress, just like me. (It ain't easy bein' cheesy.) So while you're waiting for me to get my shit together, crack a cold one and sit back. The shit show is just getting started.