Greetings peasants. My identity shall be kept unknown due to complications with a dozen of peasants that are well aware of my desire for Nicolas Cage. If thou hast found my love, please be kind and give him to me. If thou are a literature professor with a ginormous arse, I shall banish you from this site. Be gone peasant and read what I have written for it is lovely.
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