Hullo innocent creatures and earthlings. I don't know how you got here but I want you to close this tab immediately because you won't find anything here. I just made this account to mock and read the stories of the people (or creatures) I know. Ha. So to keep your sanity intact, abort mission and close this tab immediately. If you do not want and do not take this warning seriously, go ahead. Do what you want. I won't magically appear in your screen with a knife in hand, about to spill your guts out. No. I'm not gonna do that. Besides of it being very, very, very impossible; I'm lazy as hell.

Ohh, how I love myself.