nifty-difty_denki
https://online-voice-recorder.com/ i sang this with a bearded dragon on my chest and a dog in my lap.
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science fair can go fuck itself.
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prowler miles. is so hot. cries.
TransEddiesLeftTit
TF IS THAT BOOK ABT THAT DUDE FARTING AND IT BEING PRESERVED I AINT HEARING YOI OUT FOR THAT ONE-
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@TransEddiesLeftTit PLEASE. That book will never be truly understood. I, a proud historian and uplifter of American history, cannot truly comprehend it myself. You see, the rumors of George Washington and Thomas Edison and their love, was not just a rumor. See, people refused to believe it. It was just unacceptable in some eyes. And I can understand why. In that day and age? Unbelievable, right? But I have dedicated my life to these studies, and I just can’t seem to find a reason why it should not be true. Therefore, Thomas Edison’s preserved fart does truly exist. And along with that, so does Washington’s love for him, and his stinky farts. See, my retelling of that tale will never be truly accurate, in the way that it will never be fully understood. The love the two men shared were greater than themselves, and it is why their story never ended. So wishful people like me could record it, and only hope we got a shred of it correct. Their love was nothing short of phenomenal, something we all wish he had, and I believe Thomas’ fart is symbolic in that way. That giant, floating gas is a mass that has no true end, just like their love. You don’t need to understand it. You just need to believe in it. And that love will never die. God bless America.
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you and bucky both fought in war, and you created a song to keep each other motivated.
"you'll never take us alive."
"we swore that death will do us part-"
"-they'll call our crimes a work of art" bucky finished, shooting someone.
"you'll never takes us alive." you shot behind bucky.
"we'll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners."
"partners in crime." you both said at the end.
as you both walked back to your camp, bucky wiped the sweat off his forehead.
"damn, what a day."
please guys do you remember the sheer amount of gacha trends and tropes with this song.
nifty-difty_denki
megatron x optimus prime friends to enemies to lovers trope
TransEddiesLeftTit
@nifty-difty_denki *INHALE BC IM A BIG BOY NOW AND I TOTES DONT CRY LIKE A WAWA* PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
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YALL MEGATRON IS CRAZY FOR THIS ARC
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ayo jake paul vs mike tyson fight is on rn my bro literall bought a netflix acc for this bro
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yall highkey i miss sabbath they were hella active i hope theyre ok
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@TransEddiesLeftTit dont be sad bro be cat i am a-ok rn because its a saturday for me.
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wattpad update?? fr?
