Alex L.

I just released my latest poem, “Life’s Been a Flower, Bright, Ever-Blooming.” Please go check it out if you’re interested!

Me: “I wonder if I should ask my Uncle why he’s gay..”
          My grandma: “Well, he’ll probably just ask you why you’re straight.”
          Me: ..
          Also me: *gay silence*

I just posted my newest poem, “My Tree of Hearts” on my series titled “My Virtual Book of Poems.” If you’re interested in this selection, please, check it out!

“Susie x Fem! Reader Lemon” is soon to be released on my profile!
          Stay tuned if you’re interested!

Guys, I had the weirdest fucking dream last night. So to start off, I had a dick. NOTICE: I’M A FEMALE! Why in the actual shit did I have a dick? And this wasn’t any normal dick. It was about 20 feet long and 4 feet wide. And to make matters worse, (or better?) I was slinging that dick around and destroying St. Louis. Should I be concerned? Probably.