Nihaad.
Oh, my beautiful, last-intelligent-person-on-Earth Nihaad.
(I'm hoping you'll figure out who I am by looking at that line really hard.)
Because Kelly is the most useless thing existing currently, I am going to have to talk you personally. Please tell Kelly that's she's a lazy, rotten friend. And that I hate her for forcing my hand.
She has deprived you of life.
I think I have a book that will assassinate Fault In Our Stars in its death bed. You need to read it.
It's called The Sky Is Everywhere by Jandy Nelson... I just can't. The plot isn't amazing, but the writing certainly is. I think I swooned a couple of times. My eyes may have watered a little bit too.
I would freaking quote the book and then go into manic fan girl seizures.
And if you have read the book, don't tell me yet. Or I'm going to feel stupid. Pretend like you have never heard of this novel before and that you will go out of your way to read it.