lele pons but leo

if Istanbul was Constantinople I think I'd know bitch

oh my gOD i changed the people of this profile THE WORLD IS NOT READY
          
          so basically im not just leonardo di caprio anymore
          
          whats the squad again???? uhhh can i get uhh
          
          Nikki has a piper account?? A pidge acc?
          Was there Noodle???
          
          OK i think this is an adequate list
          
          - Leo
          - Piper
          - pidge
          - lance??? Never was active
          - sylver TK'S WAIFU
          - five bc i like him and the more the merrier amirite

I changed my profile picture, the world is not ready

shit fuck shit

someone f u c k m e i n t h e n u t s

hey sisters
          
          its ya boy uh skinny penis
          
          wow i love being mature
          
          i wanna be active more but this acc is already dead 

Leo, Annabeth said that I wasn’t allowed to talk to you ever because weird stuff would happen and she “really can’t handle another apocalypse, or Leo Valdez discovering falafel and my cousin” so...here I am.

me @ the new watty update
          iM FEELIN REALLY BLA BLA
          I WANT TO BLA BLA BLA
          
          hhhhhhhhhh cALLAPSE
          
          btw new gorilla album is THE SHIT i listened to it like 9 times last night i love it but i hate the pickle replacement #NOTMYPICKLE2018KKSKFWICKSKDJDJ
          join our cause

yo my boioi do you even get notifications anymore ffs

u do realize your an ASSHOLE that im not even FOLLOWING even though im your ADMIN and it's my fault your an ASSHOLE
          
          
          
          
          
          kill me valdass
          
          or should i say
          
          murdoc piccals
          
          gET IT