philophobia <3

people really reading fanfiction about a musty wall living man with a mommy kink . anyways brahms heelshire is a man i’d make out with. 

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FUCKERS! 

AHHHH HAPPY HALLOWEEEEN MY LOVELIESSSS!!! BE CARFUL TONIGHT! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY AND DONT EAT TO MUCH CANDY!!!  

y’all write books and yet, you guys wait no time to get the main characters to date. build up a story. don’t rush it. trust me. it’s better when you drag things out, if you rush the plot and get the characters together within two chapters, you run out of ideas. i only say this cause some writers are asking me for ideas. and i’ve got none.

listen, it can’t just be me. when you’re reading something right, and the other of the book goes, “You get dressed in this” and then puts an image, does it annoy anyone else? like why not describe the outfit. cause yk, in books you can’t insert an image. well i mean you can but, why would you?

y'all ever just lay in bed at 1 am, just reading, and then all of a sudden a wave flows over you and you feel like you need a good cry so you play 'Cherry Wine' by Hozier and hug a damn stuffed frog and cry?

some of you have never blasted 'All I Wanted' by Paramore in your ears, as you thought of your crush at 4 am, and it shows.

anyone got any good monster books in mind? i’m in the mood for spooky season 

put a finger down if you had that one awkward moment when you think you found a book with no smut and then the main male character pushes the other main male character on the bed and puts his knee between his legs and the words ‘causing friction’ show up so and then you shut your phone off and throw it to the opposite end of the bed because you haven’t read smut ever and it’s awkward. 

I will never get over my Uncle's face as he listened to Falling in Reverse for the first time. I can't even omg