i devote myself nightly to the worship of richard nixon. he did nothing wrong, watergate was simply part of his divine creation. bow down.
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poopy nutthole
adventures of y/n and poopy nutthole. tw: gore, sex, suicide.
nixon x reader
As the president's personal accountant, you aren't supposed to take an interest in anything but numbers. And...