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merry christmas everyone! so sorry about lack of updates, finals were a lot and i’ve been enjoying my break. i’ll get back to writing shortly, but i have to admit… this new season of stranger things had me thinking … and ive already drawn up a basic plot for a fic 
          
          please don’t kill me!! i can’t help it that i have so many ideas. this idea likely won’t go very far, i’ll just be writing it for me, since i don’t plan for the fic to take place between any of the usual love interests (ie steve, eddie, billy, mike, etc) but this idea has been swirling around my head since i rewatched the show in november. if anyone is interested, let me know. if not, i’ll probably publish it anyway ;)
          
          merry christmas again my friends!

2nd chapter posted! happy thanksgiving my friends :)

first “chapter” up!! prologue so get ready for a whole lot of background  anyway, let me know if yall have any questions or suggestions! i love hearing your headcanons, theories, and ideas for the future! also let me know if anything is confusing, but remember it’s only the prologue so not much will make sense at first :) happy reading my loves 

sorry yall i basically just republished the information chapter :/ prologue coming later next week?

my wifi is glitching terribly right now but i managed to put out the welcome and intro chapters to ouroboros! next out will be the table of contents for part one and the prologue! happy reading my friends :)

hey yall and happy (belated) halloween! i’m currently in the throws of rewriting my IT fanfic—should i post the character information, cast, and notes, or leave it all for the new year? i wouldn’t want to tease yall!
          
          let me know what we think :)
          that’s all baflams
          
          -e.t.

hello my friends.
          
          about a week ago i posted to my page i would be returning next year, and im excited to say that ive already begun this new fanfic (as well as restarting a few other projects). im doing well and i hope you all are doing well also. i have a few things i want to ask, so feel free to answer below:
          
          which of the following fics would you like to see most?
          1.) PREY — a redone and polished version of my first and oldest fanfiction about IT (2017), where i rebrand my oc and overall make the story a lot cleaner.
          
          2.) My Babysitter’s a Rockstar — a rodrick heffley fanfic about his tutor and babysitter—a secret singer that refuses to sing in his band no matter the cost
          
          3.) THE DRAGON — (technically not a new fic, just highkey abandoned)
          
          
          please let me know which you’d like to see! i’m likely going to be working on my IT reprise despite what anyone else wants (lol), but i’m undecided on the rest of it.
          
          i also have a few more personal questions:
          
          -how are we doing?
          -is there anything i can help you with my friend?
          -do you have any questions/complaints/comments for me?
          
          that’s all baflams. peace out
          
          - e.t.

“It’s not often a servant chooses its master.”
          
               The year is 1917. Alma Reiter, recently 17, is betrothed to a man double her age. The invisible chains she’s been wearing since birth—the price of being born a woman in patriarchy—are locked tighter than ever, and the key has been lost to a ruthless new master.
               When German forces suddenly begin requesting for troops to feed their diminishing army, Alma takes her opportunity to escape to the frontlines of WWI. The only problem is she will be fighting twice as hard for her freedom and her secret identity— and the mentions of a woman fighting on the German frontlines will only stir the pot further.
               Join Alma in the mud-soaked trenches alongside childhood friends, unrequited love, and the pungent stench of death in a fanfic inspired by the 2022 film “All Quiet on the Western Front,” where she grapples with what it truly means to be her own master.
          
               “War is meant for no one, not even men.”
          
               Coming 2026.

Bro, I'm really gonna miss you T0T

hello everyone.
          
          i want to start this message with celebration. the kindness, devotion, and love i’ve experienced on this app is overwhelmingly beautiful and much appreciated. from people who have stuck beside me from the beginning to new friends who comment hilarious things, you’re all special.
          
          that being said, i’m afraid that after finishing the book i have written on my alternate account listed in my desc, i will be taking a long break from writing.
          
          i know i promised new updates and revamps, but there are better things in this life than what is online. i have found my faith in Christ Jesus so fulfilling, and unfortunately due to my dedication to Him, im trying to repent against what draws me away from Him. one of many of these things is wattpad.
          
          does this mean i will forever quit? not necessarily. will i be active on this account? likely not. i can promise that i will finish my squid games fabrication “apathy,” and that is all.
          
          this account will most likely be active for another week or two, potentially into the school year once ive finished “apathy.” after that, there’s no telling when or if i’ll be back.
          
          trust me when i say that all of you are very special to me, but the lust and affection i have for this app is blocking me from Christ. i hope you can all understand, and if not, may you keep your peace.
          
          i hope you all have a blessed and wonderful life. if you never hear from me again, know that if i am not with you, God is.
          
          Psalm 46:10
          
          have a wonderful life. i love you all.
          
          -for the last time in a long time, e.t.