DaddyShrek

Happy New Year ! I hope you will finally leave that cringy old fandom you always keep coming back to, fix your horrendous sleep schedule, and finally find some actual interests, you pathetic little cockroach :D <3 

Please get me iron infusion for Christmas thank you 

Write_me227 replying to my comment AND saying it's funny will forever be my biggest flex 

Guys I think the world is ending

Yeah, breakups are bad but have you ever accidently broken your favourite mug? I've had it my whole childhood. It was red and had dancing cows on it :( 

I dreamed that I ate toilet paper

I'm using thos announcement thing to vent about my daily mishaps in life and I DO NOT CARE if no one replies. I DON'T. REALY.  (guys please, I need friends) 

Do you ever start talking to a person on insta and you both hit it off and you think 'yay I made a new friend' but then you check their bio and see that they're 10 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU and it gets a bit embarrassing and awkward. Yeah me neither. 

GUYS HELP I ACCIDENTALLY TOLD MY FRIEND (who hasn't read a single hp book in their entire life) ABOUT ALL THE YOUNG DUDES AND THEY SAID THEY MIGHT READ IT WHAT DO I DO
          
          Also the reason why I told them is because ALL THE YOUNG DUDES (the song) was in THE MINIONS  and I was absolutely shitting myself at the cinema 

Man I miss wattpad