If I'm not on wattpad, I'm PROBABLY getting food. Wait a few minutes and try again. If I'm not back by then, I'm probably watching TV. Wait an hour, try again. If all else fails, start googling my address and coming over - I'm either on another website or...
*shudder* NOT ALLOWED TO USE TECHNOLOGY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Either that, or I fangirled too hard and am now dead. Thus is actually a legitimate concern, seeing as I ship LITERALLY EVERYTHING. ASDFGHJKL;