If I could describe my self in three words I'd say I'm a 'graceless, sublime potato' 

If I were a fruit I'd be a dragon fruit...it taste God awful. (Seriously it's God's disgusting mistake) but it sounds pretty cool, right ? I don't know, at least I think so.

My favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard...prepare to fight me  if you choose to debate whether it's a holiday movie or not.

I've written so many things...I'm scared to upload them tho, maybe one day, we'll see.


Uh okay, byeee
                                                                   -Noah



Ps. If you want me to read ur book just message me or we could just message each other about our favorite porn genres, it's really up to you.



Pss. Lol why does this look like some mediocre tinder account?