nochugo

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god damnit wattpad get your shit together.

_Taehyung-ah_

Ready? So a pirate sticks a steering wheel in his pants and walks in a bar. He says, "Rrr. Does ye have any rum?" The bar tender says, "yeah." So he gives him a bottle of rum. Then the bartender says, "here you go. But can I ask you something? Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate says, "Rr. It's been driving me nuts!"

nochugo

*facepalms*
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