My dearest readers,
I planned to write about my fun adventures I had with Elsie, but due to surprising circumstances, I have to announce that me and Elsie are no longer friends.
This comes very shocking to all of us especially me since I was her number one Fan.
Please forgive me while I mourn over our friendship. It's breaking my heart.
- love, Tofu (@nolongerelses_no1fan)