Well...I've had this thing for quite a while so maybe it's time to write some shit on here for once.

I'm a white person and I read stories on here because I derive pleasure from the emotions conveyed in some of the stories I encounter.  I am not some pretentious (bombastic) asshole, as you may have assumed by my use of vocabulary, but rather am a random person who uses the vocabulary he has to learn for school for no fucking reason.

I also have a potty mouth #oops

I have this thing for Mexican Cats and muffins so I say that a lot.  Maybe it's just the letter 'M'.  Anywhore...

Beyonce, Rihanna, and Adele are all pretty swaggy.

Junior year is the fucking worst.  Do not ever do it because it sucks and everyone asks you what college you're going to.  Like how the fuck do I know I haven't even registered for my Senior year yet and I haven't taken any standardized tests and I have no money so excuse me.

Food is a wonderful thing, especially Nutella.  Puppy Chow is great as well.  I wonder if anyone has invented Nutella Puppy Chow (I looked it up and there is but Nutella is so expensive but it would be worth it but).

Also, Chinese Fighting Muffins.  Look it up.