TOBI FRIEND

When people see my profile picture I want them to have fear
















"DID YOU GET A WHOPPA!?"


"I'M GAY! I'M GAY FOR THE EGG!"

"Just killed a woman feeling good."

"OFFICER I DROPPED KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENSE!"

"OH MY GOD I LOVE BEES!"

"LARRY!? WHO THE FUCK IS LARRY!?!!??"






(Low-key don't of dms work but if you think of anymore quotes dm Mee)








I stg if someone asks what my pronouns are I'm going to quit-






We stan ps1 Hagrid here sir if you don't support ps1 Hagrid get the fuck out





Pls be my friend
Pls no flirt
Don't worry all of my statements are invalid