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if you ever see me saying something nice about the state of wisconsin i am under duress

i haven't been able to center-justify my text on a laptop for years and wattpad's response when i reached out was essentially "yeah sorry that's just broken lmao," but thank god they added the stupid poll feature to hover around at the bottom of the page while i'm typing. you know. for all the polls we create on here.

someone please cast jenna burgess in a period drama hurry!!

zohran i love you rama i love you brad lander i love you socialism i love you islam i love you palestine i love you. new york, i love you. -brought to you by vodka

just found out my grammarly extension (which i only use bc wattpad's spell check is ass) had the setting "allow grammarly to train its models and improve its product for everyone by using your content" enabled. lol. lmao, even.

made grilled cheese, butternut squash soup, and hot chocolate . windows open in the rain. rewatching otgw. fall in love again and again

wattpad fix your interface bc my profile looks so good on my phone and so weird on my laptop

i don't think people realize hating celebrities can be just as unhealthy as celebrity worship (i am a guilty of this as well). you shouldn't know anything about these people!! certainly not if you don't like them!! where is your joy!!

experiencing the exact same dread i felt on july 13, 2024 when i knew they were never gonna stfu about this

to whoever it was, impeccable timing. flawless. i admire your restraint