nopenomorejokes

HELLO? I JUST GOOGLED MY ACCOUNT UP AND IT SHOWED EVERYTHING I'VE EVER BEEN ON AND MORE

nopenomorejokes

My nails EAT, and it don't feel no different to me cuz my nails before have been longer so like

arifxrrari

@ariswifeee I wanna get my nails done BUT MY MOM CANT TAKE ME ☹️
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youcanbemyprettyboy

@ariswifeee bet they eat as much as my dad eats food (he's so fat he surpasses MRS KASPRBAK FROM IT)
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nopenomorejokes

My mom: "The kids dad died"
          Me: *laughs*
          My mom: *gives lecture*
          The pic I was looking at when she said that:
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                     (•ㅅ•)  
              _ノ ヽ ノ\  __
           /    `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y    ヽ
          (     (三ヽ人     /         |
          |    ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ     ノ
          ヽ___>、___/
                   |( 王 ノ〈   (\__/)
                   /ミ`ー―彡\   (•ㅅ•) 

nopenomorejokes

@pressdollie I was laughing at the dudes looks not my mom saying his dad diededed
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