First things first, love your quote on you page and your recent post is funny to me. But, also, I've recently posted a brand new book Called Splatter. It's a potential great book in the making with a few editorial works and plot bugs fixes. But the best thing about it is, it's two books in one. If you don't enjoy one, you can give the other a go. It's split into two sections. Splatter 1 and Splatter 2. All in all, it would be an honor to have you as a reader. So, if you have time to give it a shot it would be very much appreciated. Just a suggestion if your criticism is good, please share or add to your reading list. Have a great day.