I am... Someone. 

I am an ally of the blue cookies. 

I have befriended the blue pancakes. 

I am sworn arch-nemesis of the autocorrect. 

Therefore, you must be cautious of my awesomeness. 

It can sting harder than Percy Jackson's sass. 

It can burn hotter than Leo's good looks (that are non-existent).

So beware of ycreP noskcaJ... Fear the Almighty Guinea Pig... Kneel to Blue Food... FEAR ME

(P.S. I take book cover requests as well as PJ fanfiction requests)