nospacess

pov: ur girlfriend pops up while ur taking a shit and kidnaps u and takes u to her sex dungeon where she makes u her sex slave but gasp secretly she’s a spider but it’s okay y’all fall in love and get married the end

Look at you updating stories n shit

When @ander_sonn continues to roast you. I'm sorry ok

Thank you so much for following me!<3

I love all my daddy's 
          
          Except Chris 
          
          He can go fuck an ambulance

Sometimes you have to be greatfull for your friends. You're glad there their for you and there awesome funny people. They help you out and make you laugh. But other times they roast you from under a table like the little bitch they are.