M3RCURYSS
/ stop i wanna make one now wtf
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@B1RDGIRL er -- yeah , writing . sorry , it’s dark , i know , i like to write in the dark , * she said , fumbling around for a second , the next a brilliant , golden light wallowing in the room , striking everything with a particular vintage radiance , mysterious shadows cast behind dark , wooden furniture . she rubbed her eyes , plopping on the plaid couch and opened her laptop to the screen she’d been on prior to her friend’s arrival . * okay . so . and -- sorry for calling you up so early . i just figured you would’ve been up , richie and eddie are always so tired with the kids i didn’t want to bother them , and nobody else lives close enough . * she brought the laptop over to the table she’d drawn a chair to , placing it in front of her . * okay . so -- just read that , and i’ll show you the other option i have , then tell me whichever one sounds better . / mmmmmmmmmmm idk i didn’t rlly like my portrayal of richie idk
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@B1RDGIRL ah , you know . the usual -- a bit of editing here , a bit of revising there -- and since you’re the most literately coherent of the losers , i need your opinion on something .
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@B1RDGIRL / omg YES
futurespdrs
hey , big bill .
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hey , we only have like three and that one on the way . and knowing me ? i never wanted kids before eddie . i mean , i got my tubes tied before we chose to have any . then i got them untied of course . but me and eddie have beautiful babies so i couldn't resist . and i know . i gotta do this on my own . and i can . if i can be mature about this .
/ griffy is the sweetest boy lowkey he just needs that good guidance that the losers can provide
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@trashjokes everyone is different when they’re pregnant , richie . you guys have like , a kazillion kids and knowing you ? you’re probably gonna want a kazillion more . you’re gonna need to learn how to deal with this yourself , i can only help you so much . / boo patrick but omg grif do be babey doe heart eye emoji ,,,,,,,
futurespdrs
i know , i know . i'm sorry . i'm being evil . i love eddie but i don't know how to deal with this . it happens everytime she gets pregnant . which has only been like twice . but i'm way more pleasant when i get pregnant . which has only ever been like once . but i'm so sweet and adorable ! and maybe i cry a lot but it happens . and maybe i eat all the food in the house but buddy made me hungry !
/ patrick is a bad dad and griffy is a sweet boy who makes bad choices but better choices now that he lives with reddie
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@QUIETFANG / OK HE HE && yes STEPH I LIKE IT STEPH
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@QUIETFANG / DO IT NO BALLS
boyexpert
auntie bill , can i .. tell you something ?
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@huffsniff ooh , nice ! well , in the future , if you ever need to get something off your chest try that , alright ?
solcurse
/ WAIT JO I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WAS YOU WHAT
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this message may be offensive
bill — i feel bad because i’ve been snapping at richie / a lot / more because of this pregnancy and — / shit / . i wasn’t supposed to tell the losers yet .
solcurse
it’s really nothing . she doesn’t change when i’m pregnant , i just get angry and then feel bad . .
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@hypochndriac well , i don’t know , eddie .. it’s very , VERY tempting -- just kidding . kinda . it is actually tempting , but i assure you , my lips : SEALED . now , about you and richie , what’s she doing that’s making you mad ?