I'm not Kirk Hammett, I'm Clark Hamlet, quit getting us confused. 🙄💅🏼 He plays the guitar I play Solitaire Mobile. 🃏 My niece Caitlyn says I'm the coolest uncle ever and she is absolutely right! 🏳️‍🌈 I have a son named Oreo (he is a Boston Terrier). 🐶 All my friends call me "Hammy." 🤪

(PLS THIS IS A JOKE I SWEAR)
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