notabomberr

there was this girl i knew and she would always say oopsie poopsie or i have to tinkle winkle in dead seriousness and it ragebaited me beyond belief because she would say this about her friends when they were in the washroom
          
          IMAGINE UR TAKING A PISS AND UR FRIEND IS OUTSIDE
          
          TELLING SOME OLD MEN
          
          “ayesha had to tinkle winkle, oopsie poopsie!!”
          
           but she is so serious about this and finds it fucking hilarious 
          
          ITS NOT FUNNY STOP

when I say “go piss girl” and everyone looks at me weird so I js stfu
          

IM FUCKING CRYING THE COMMENTATOR JUST SAID “Norway will be ROWING home tonight” HELLO

Norway vs England deadass don’t know who I want to win

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holy crap i don't really like doing self promotions on someone's mb cuz it makes me look like a frickin bot, but if you could be so kind as to support my other book called underdosed I'd appreciate it so much bcz I love interacting with readers and stuff T_T thanks and sorry for the bother!! 

so you’re moving Palestinians into what you call “humanitarian camps” except Palestinians can’t leave said camps (unless they’re leaving the country!), and it’s heavily guarded, right right 

Nancy wheeler you were ALWAYS more than just a love triangle to me

Ily <33

ayesha u da sweetest istg T_T