What up.
I usually don't write stuff about me on the Internet but then again this is the Internet so who cares? :P
Okay so........
First things first, I DON'T do follow backs or do reading requests so if that's what you were expecting from me, then oh well, sucks for you :p
I am NOT a brony, cuz I'm a girl, nor do I actually watch that little girls' show -_-
I love Despicable Me and wish I had an army of minions to destroy all of you.
I ship Ziam with all my heart, they are perfect.
Liam also bottoms and you can't convince me otherwise.
I will not reveal my real name, that remains a mystery.
Whatever you do, DO NOT picture a bleeding clown laughing on a purple llama.
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Ten dollars says you did, you little rebel. Did I creep you out? Sorry.
Not sorry :/
And that's me.
Bye.
- Hopefully not near you
- JoinedOctober 27, 2013
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