notareafiftytwo

if you didn’t show up yesterday, you’re a disappointment

sireshybrids

i stole an alien :’)

sireshybrids

i killed karen and took jimmy 
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notareafiftytwo

are aliens virgins ?

notareafiftytwo

@MAGICVEINS 
            
            should we be concerned ?
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MAGICVEINS

no   :’) trust me i know 
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notareafiftytwo

if you see an alien running through your local gas station - please ignore .   we have disowned steve .

notareafiftytwo

@MAGICVEINS 
            
            NEVER
            
            
            @innocentcanines
            
            you don’t want to know.
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PPEACEKEEPINGG

/     yo , area 51 , can you make sure my fbi agent knows im a history nerd & not a member of isis ? thankssss

notareafiftytwo

@OOSTRICHBITCHH 
            
            we’ll check but you should be fine .   you have no clue what those agents see daily .   seriously - pretty sure we’ve become their therapists , actually .
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VibraniumFrisbee

[] i feel honored to be among the one of two of the people you are following .

VibraniumFrisbee

[] good interesting , or bad interesting ?
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notareafiftytwo

@VibraniumFrisbee
            
            no , you’re just interesting .
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carmenstears

This is epic

notareafiftytwo

@carmenstears 
            
            oh, thank you !  make sure to be at the raid :)
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notareafiftytwo

@tony_starktm
            
            yes, well, weeding out humanity .   but seriously - let us be freeee .
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notareafiftytwo

@tony_starktm
            
            everyone knows that the secret of area 51 is that no one knows what’s in it .   besides us :)
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crimsonbitch

(   MBV   )

crimsonbitch

(   hold up   )
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notareafiftytwo

@crimsonwitchings
            
            but are any aliens truly virgins ?
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