Not_Heather

Hey

How do you talk to a girl- 

Bro I think I have a crush on this girl but I don’t even know her that good- also I think I have a crush on a guy that doesn’t even know me that well either- 
          I HATE CRUSHES BRO

Love yours

Thank you darling

My dear father is in the kitchen eating..
          My mom and sister are sleeping…
          My brother is not home..
          WHO THE HELL KEEPS OPENING AND CLOSING MY DOOR AND KEEPS PEEKING THEIR HEAD IN-
          I’m scared rn.. but it’s also almost midnight and I’m supposed to be sleeping- I’m going to shit myself bro-

Why do you have MY HUSBAND on YOUR account?! You know we can split, I don't care ♡.