So my cousin, from Kentucky, came to visit me and my family, and she gave everyone Emergency Chocolate that she brought from Cracker Barrel. On the wrapping it read:
"EMERGENCY CHOCOLATE
For Immediate Relief of: Chocolate Cravings, Lovesickness, Exam Pressure, Mild Anxiety, and Extreme Hunger.
Directions for Use: Tear open wrapper, break off desired dosage, and consume. Alternatively massage into the affected area. Repeat dosage as required until finished. If sympotoms persist consult your local confectioner."
The chocolate was good.
She has her own emergency chocolate for her lovesickness and exam pressure...