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TEETH
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my skin is foggy and flashing different colours
my crops are floating in the air among magenta bubbles that sing happy birthday on repeat in Scandinavian
my grades are the sum of the square of the units of pi
my hotel is not even registered on TripAdvisor
help.
sincerely
-me, after having just watched POD
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Legends say that on that day, the twenty third of October, two thousand and twenty two, Thazzies everywhere ran for the hills in an attempt to avoid the heartbreak that the Power of the Doctor was sure to bring that night...
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Random Person: "Day one of asking Spider-Man what his name is!"
"Hey Spidey, what's your name?"
Peter: "What up, my name's Jared, I'm 19 and I never f*cking learned how to read."
Random Person: "Day two of asking Spider-Man what his name is!"
"Hey, Spidey! What's your name?"
Peter: "Hi my name is Michael with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entire life-"
Random Person: "Stop stop stop. Where?"
Peter: "Hm?"
Random Person: "Where's the B?"
Peter: "tHErE'S A bEE?"
Random Person: "Day three of asking Spider-Man what his name is!"
"Hey, Spidey! What's your name?"
Peter: "Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow."
Random Person: "Day four of asking Spider-Man what his name is!"
"Hey, Spidey! What's your name?"
"I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND!"
Random Person: "Poseidon quivers before him!"
Random Person: "Day five of asking Spider-Man what his name is!"
"Hey, Spidey! What's your name?"
"Hi my name is Chelsea, what's your favourite dinner food?"
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So, as I'm sure you're all aware, Pride Month is now over.
Naturally, all of the AlloAlloCisHets will now be released from their house arrest, and all the fruits will lose their colour and burrow under the earth into their complex tunnel system to hibernate until next June. :(
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
screaming
NCUTI GATWA!!!!
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Thank you for voting and commenting my story
Means a lot to me that you're enjoying
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soooooo
for English we're writing speeches
I *may* have made mine about JKR and how she's transphobic and just generally problematic...
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@Posiepops UGH LUCKY! We have to write so many, including one in year 7, where everyone's insecure and uncomfortable with new judgemental people and friendships are falling apart and wkjfehgrjtgn nO
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@nothumanjustWill I've only ever had to write one for my GCSE s so that the only one i have. BUT I LOVE JESSICA!!!!
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ASKMJIDUH9WJOEFN HELLO???? DID I DREAM THIS?? I CANNOT SPEAK I CANNOT BREATHE! I THINK I MIGHT EXPLODE THANK YOU NOT SO EVIL DAN YOU CAN HAVE ALL MY SOUP FOR THE AMAZING WORK YOU DID ON THIS DAY-
Chibby just accidentally caused millions of sapphists to spontaneously combust.
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@dazetellsstories exactly, like, what are the chances of my favourite show having wlw at the forefront without me having only watched it because I knew there would be??
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IT WAS SO GOOD AND NO ONE DIED!! I was so worried that Yaz would get hit by a stray shot and then The Doctor would have a whole guilt thing and think about how she never said anything but THEY ALL LIVED :)))
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Shona from Last Christmas (season 8 Doctor Who) gives me the most extreme Marlene vibes and it's not even funny O-o