kayla 🤍

@sherlockswatsons ithank you for saying i have intellectual predictions, nothing about me is intellectual

i admire your intellectual predictions

@aleclightswood i will try but no promises, but seeing as i am psychic there is a 2% chance of me calming down

@aleclightswood praise the lord bc this account was going to go right to hell, where it belongs
            
            hallelujah

amen

don't worry, i often classify myself as the human dictionary and you did, in fact, spell everything correctly

@bakerstreets i have figured out that it is not the key, however it is wattpad. wattpad is broken and i am fEd up :( and pls, i cant even look up to see what i wrote because all i see is long words. all i can say is it was very motivational and some of my best work if i do say so myself

i don’t think that’s... how... it works. i fear that you have to do more to shatter your life than simply pressing an unknown key on your keyboard. then again, it depends on if the key breaks anything, i suppose. that could begin an interesting chain reaction. and — wow. my one remaining brain cell cannot comprehend all of those words after midnight. please try again later.

@bakerstreets idk what just happend but i pressed a random button on my keyboard and i think my life broke, yikes. anyways, sometimes you just have to take some breaks and maybe in the middle of the night (well in the middle of the morning bc.. four am) i will suddenly finish my sentence and we will have a strong coronavirus hate speech genre sentence (wow= that was a lot) and it can inspire you to pursue your career, and justice,,

@bakerstreets breathe? oh god, you must be allowed to leave to receive your starbucks treatments -- starbucks is an essential reason to leave the house ! insanity could get me out of anything but i dont think i wanna start the long list of other criminals blaming the coronavirus on their crimes bc then i will feel bad -- however i do believe that soon it will become a thing where people claim ptsd or other related illnesses as a cause of the rona and i am kind of weirded out that we are all living in a history textbook

i don't just drink coffee. i breathe it. i work at a fcking cafe where i get free drinks, there's no hope for my survival. . . . but yeah, to be fair, i believe that may be significantly worse. pleading insanity is definitely your best tactic. good luck with that.

@bakerstreets luckily i do not drink coffee and do not feel that pain,, however i am lacking everything -- im gonna break down due to the restraints of my house where i would be regardless of the lockdown and pandemic. i could also claim insanity due to being locked up in my house for like seven weeks :))()()()