iamplutoox

im using wattpad for the first time in a while, why don't we have a like system-
          its so weird to not see likes

question about mlb
          im a really plain person, i only bring my purse with me if i really need it and i don't really carry anything on me when i leave the house unless i really need it
          sooo if a person like me were to be akumatized, what would be the item? my eyeballs? my 346th eyelash on my right eye? what if im not wearing any shoes, huh? what will you do then? put the butterfly in my pinky toe? rip my clothes off me and make me naked? jokes on you, im a minor stupid hawkmoth

am i weird as hell or something or do you guys like just watch a fandom and instantly make a weird harem of the main character?? whenever i watch something, (mlb, mha, tpn, etc) its always like, omg adrienette and lukanette! omg bakudeku, tododeku, kamideku, kirideku! omg rayemma and noremma!!

why am i treating my wattpad conversations like twitter

i feel like kirishima would be like "oh i cant be in a relationship, its not manly if i dont focus on hero-work!!" and then realizes hes aro a couple years later and hes just like "o-.. o h "

UGH EMMA AND HER EMO BOY IM WE A K
          
          sincerely,
          rayemma shipper xoxo

aro/ace bakugou who watched everyone get into a relationship and all of a sudden became the love therapist for every single couple, including having appointments and paychecks every week despite never being in love, in highschool, in an interview: i would say that i am qualified.

endeavor: i dont know how men like men. its digusting.
          
          touya: YOU F!CKED MY BOYFRIEND-

new student to ua: i hate everyone. friendship isn't worthy. i will never ever make a friend. i don't know how im not a villain yet.
          
          bakugou, shinsou, todoroki, and the entire class 1-a clinging onto midoriya: you say that now but wait. just you wait.

how yt algorithm thinks:
          op likes bkdk, tdbkdk, tddk, shdk, etc. so we're gonna recommend that to them with also a little spice of izuocha occasionally
          
          how insta algorithm thinks: 
          op likes bkdk, tdbkdk, tddk, shdk, etc. posts and follows #tododeku and obviously tries to give us hints that they prefer tododeku and doesnt like todomomo (still respect it though) so we're gonna spam their explore page with todomomo and bakudeku, with heaps of izuocha! we have the best algorithm around.