nottodaybitchimtired
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heyy, my friend moved to Florida recently and now she won't answer my hundreds of calls or texts and i'm pretty sure she's mad at me but idk and it's slowly making me upset because it's been like...almost a week and she has only said like one word to me and she sounded annoyed hahahahaha love life
mad_donnut
Hi I'm Alexis
I kinda liked your stories so I read your bio that was five ours ago and I just voted cuz....reasons
Also, I kinda wanted a new friend so I hope you don't mind I'd like to be friends please
nottodaybitchimtired
@mad_donnut hey sorry for the late reply, I haven't been on in a while but I would love to be your friend if you still want
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nottodaybitchimtired
heyy, my friend moved to Florida recently and now she won't answer my hundreds of calls or texts and i'm pretty sure she's mad at me but idk and it's slowly making me upset because it's been like...almost a week and she has only said like one word to me and she sounded annoyed hahahahaha love life
nottodaybitchimtired
I farted and it smelled so bad it even re-killed the dead
k4m1yo
Can I call you Mikey Mouse?
Did the monster in your closet get set on fire yet
nottodaybitchimtired
YO, GUYS!!
GUESS WHO GOT PERMISSION TO CUT THEIR HAIR SHORT!!
nottodaybitchimtired
I MIGHT BE GETTING IT CUT SOON, MY PARENTS SAID EITHER NEXT WEEK OR IN TWO WEEKS
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Zhistillnotfound
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@nottodaybitchimtired HOLY SHIT YEAHH❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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nottodaybitchimtired
Guys, i farted and it extinguished the sun :(
nottodaybitchimtired
Hey, uhm, guess what y'all..
If you could kindly not use my old name, I'd appreciate it greatly.
My new name is mikey, so if you could please respect my wishes.
Notice the addition of pronouns to my description as well...
With the help of my friend I'm coming out as trans on here, she has truely done so so much to help me through everything and has given me the strength i needed to let me do this, and i love her so much she is truely the best.
nottodaybitchimtired
Fun fact:
Getting mad trying to put on a shoe and then throwing said shoe you tried to put on does not magically make the shoe go on your foot. I tested it so you don't have to yw
✨The more you know✨
nottodaybitchimtired
You are very welcome.
You are truly blessed for you have now seen the extent of my holy wisdom
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-IStoleYourGirl-
@nottodaybitchimtired Thank you, I really appreciate this. Thank you, Jesus
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nottodaybitchimtired
Guys my description is so pretty frfr
Zhistillnotfound
I talk to myself online so often and I always delete it. You're not alone lmao
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