nottodaybitchimtired

Newest new life update, I like someone who can't like me back...

mad_donnut

Hi I'm Alexis 
          I kinda liked your stories so I read your bio that was five ours ago and I just voted cuz....reasons 
          Also, I kinda wanted a new friend so I hope you don't mind I'd like to be friends please

nottodaybitchimtired

@mad_donnut hey sorry for the late reply, I haven't been on in a while but I would love to be your friend if you still want
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nottodaybitchimtired

heyy, my friend moved to Florida recently and now she won't answer my hundreds of calls or texts and i'm pretty sure she's mad at me but idk and it's slowly making me upset because it's been like...almost a week and she has only said like one word to me and she sounded annoyed hahahahaha love life

nottodaybitchimtired

YEAH I LOVE IT SO MUCH OML
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gabrisun1

i can't blame u i would be pissed asf. also, did u get ur hair cut??
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justanidiot28

Can I call you Mikey Mouse?
          
          Did the monster in your closet get set on fire yet

nottodaybitchimtired

@0SiriuslySirius0 
            
            the mickey mouse theme song, except yk mikey mouse
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nottodaybitchimtired

YO, GUYS!!
          GUESS WHO GOT PERMISSION TO CUT THEIR HAIR SHORT!!

nottodaybitchimtired

I MIGHT BE GETTING IT CUT SOON, MY PARENTS SAID EITHER NEXT WEEK OR IN TWO WEEKS
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Zhistillnotfound

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@nottodaybitchimtired HOLY SHIT YEAHH❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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nottodaybitchimtired

Guys, i farted and it extinguished the sun :(

justanidiot28

@nottodaybitchimtired lmao you replied to me with this on betrayal of the black
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nottodaybitchimtired

ah yes, the holy Jesus Christ has bad gas :(
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nottodaybitchimtired

Hey, uhm, guess what y'all..
          If you could kindly not use my old name, I'd appreciate it greatly.
          My new name is mikey, so if you could please respect my wishes.
          Notice the addition of pronouns to my description as well...
          
          With the help of my friend I'm coming out as trans on here, she has truely done so so much to help me through everything and has given me the strength i needed to let me do this, and i love her so much she is truely the best.

gabrisun1

hi mikey!
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nottodaybitchimtired

Fun fact:
          Getting mad trying to put on a shoe and then throwing said shoe you tried to put on does not magically make the shoe go on your foot. I tested it so you don't have to yw
          
                         ✨The more you know✨

nottodaybitchimtired

You are very welcome.
            
            You are truly blessed for you have now seen the extent of my holy wisdom
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-IStoleYourGirl-

@nottodaybitchimtired  Thank you, I really appreciate this. Thank you, Jesus
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nottodaybitchimtired

Guys my description is so pretty frfr

Zhistillnotfound

I talk to myself online so often and I always delete it. You're not alone lmao
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