"how do you ignore the voices," a 1st grader asked me and it kinda freaked me out but is still replied " many years of practice". then she said thank you to me and left.
I think I need more coffee
most people will say that t-rexs cant clap because they have really short arms but it is actually because that they are dead
you don't need a parachute to go skydiving you need a parachute to of skydiving twice
build a man a fire and he stays warm for a night set a man on fire and he stays warm for the rest of his life
so I have a broken right arm from figure skating and it is a pain to sleep in a comfy position. it is a pain to play my video games. and it is pain to hug my girlfriend. it is a pain to type, eat, wright and close doors