I don't really use this website as much as I did before (not that I ever actually used it much ha) but occasionally I'll be strong armed into posting a story here by one of my friends. I'd like to think that I've improved in my writing over the years but I know I still have a long way to go. Shoddy grammar and poor spelling a'hoy! I shame English majors everywhere with my writing. Please forgive me, o English gods. 

Still, if anyone actually takes the time to read through some of my stories (from my embarrassing early ones to any I've posted recently), just know that it is greatly appreciated and that I hope they managed to inspire some semblance of entertainment.