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* @CUTEDGETEK   and yet here you are, ha, ha—HA!  right next to this steaming pile of garbage, the HAZ-BIN hotel.    [alastor’s fingertips twirl the staff in his hand, the end stuck to the ground as digits tapped against the radio head. his own laughter escaping, almost in hopes to drown out that dreaded television head in front of him.]    the decor is  /FANTASTIC/,  in fact it’s what attracts the low lives of hell to come and say    .. hello.    [red eyes flicker over to vox, completing a once over before he snaps into a grin. staff behind his back as he moves through the lobby.]    i mean, the sinnermen, of course! we’ve been making such progress with redemption, and as this hotel’s benefactor—i’m more than happy to see dear charlie’s dreams go in the right direction.    [a small crackle resounds against the deer, head tilting towards the side in curiosity.]    unlike you, i have nothing to prove in comparison to you and the vee’s. always ridiculously fawning over the public’s view of you, it’s pathetic really. you might have a new spark and a changed attire, but you’re still the same old vox. always chasing after someone else’s plate because you’ll never have your fill on your own.

just  touring  this  steaming  pile  of  garbage  you  help — run  and   thought i’d   stop by  to say    hello!    ha.   isn’t  that   IRONIC    a    HAZBIN   working  at the  HAZ-BIN HOTEL!   [applause and laughter echoing from his screen in mocking amusement,   clawed finger wiping a tear from his eye]    what  do you  even   do to    contribute,   other  than add to   the outdated   and TACKY decor?   (which you match perfectly) 

* @CUTEDGETEK   oh, how sweet of him to do so.    [only his shadow displayed his displeasure to the newfound attention, but he allowed a smile to stretch in order to maintain an outward exterior.]    why would i ever avoid the great vox   (sarcasm)?  do tell me why you’ve sought me out this time—

* @CUTEDGETEK   [black tendrils soak the back end of his feet, though you wouodn’t notice unless you stared close enough to alastor’s shadow. itching to put the overlord in his place if it called for it. however, the deer-like demon didn’t flinch even with the theatrics being thrown out just in front of him.]    weak? at least my bark isn’t larger than my bite. no—all you like to do is talk, vox, much louder than the entire  crash of the 1929 stock market! how many times will you console yourself with your own words, repeating the same thing until you FINALLY start believing it.    [a finger drags against his own suit, pulling at his collar to straighten out his attire.]    i almost feel bad for you.

i  could  say  the    very same..  i   mean—hah—i’ve   proved   you wrong  before  (please  don’t  ask  for  a  specific time,   please  don’t  ask  for  a  specific time)  and    YEAH   maybe i   DO love believing   that—only   because fuckers   like you never   own up to   how  weak they   really are.  [marching   over  in tailored  stripes,   a sharpened claw   struck the  air between  them —hovering   in the middle of   alastor’s   chest..  threatening   to land;   knowing   he wouldn’t   dare  to] 

* @CUTEDGETEK    you certainly would love to believe that, wouldn’t you?    [a long buzz that mimicked a hum would escape. the cane is his hand wedged between fingers, the end sat in the cement as he leans his weight against it.]    but who am i to deny a challenge? it’ll be satisfying to prove you wrong.

* @CUTEDGETEK   and surely such a distraction would be oh so easy to ignore. in fact, i’m just standing here—that shouldn’t such an issue now, should it?   ^_^

i  don’t  have  *  TIME   to  wait  you  insufferable  piece  of  shit.    some    of us    have   important   things    to do,    and   YOU   are  purely a   DISTRACTION to    productivity. 

* @CUTEDGETEK  then we can both wait.
            
            * season 2 was just alastor rage baiting vox icl

also season one & two spoilers  ..  Erm Just finish watching the show if you haven’t yet 

ALASTOR ⋮⟢     hazbin hotel canon character,  portrayed with personal headcanons  +  character aligns closer to alastor in the pilot episode.  mature themes present,  & reminder that i’m not a supporter of viviezflop. 

@blitzd     ⌣⌣    no,  um    ..it's delightful!  the rats are in a    ..heart.  what creativity.

    no. it's the tech that runs nearly all of hell!  [  he spoke, only to let a small snicker fall. he didn't know there was an owl prince, he was going to make a good impression.  ]

@shrkattack      ⌣⌣    lucifer's daughter,  yes.  i'm surprised you've never heard of the goetia.    [  theatrically,  his hand lifts in a dramatic manner.  waving it in a circle,  stolas' head tilting with curiosity.  ]    voxtek?  i've never heard of such a place.  is it for    ..groceries?

   [  hearing that word, his body jolted upright. huh.. royalty eh? grinning, the fixed his tie.  ]  ah! my apologies your highness, the only sense of royalty I know of is little princess of hell.  [  he mocked, now extending a hand.  ]  vox, I own voxtek.  

@blitzd    ⌣⌣    it was in fact five minutes    —..and thirty seconds.    [  stolas taps the side of his sleeve,  the owl tilting his head as he stared down at the imp standing just a few metres away.  ]    i thought it was time for me to see what was going on.  do you care to share? 

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ˒    ⟢      #R͟OYALLY  SCREWED,    S͟TOLAS  G͟OETIA.      helluva boss canon character,    portrayal by kanna.    headcanons    +    canon  —  divergent,    mature themes will be present.