"Greetings, my fair maidens. Look at thy man, now back to me, now back at thy man, now back to me. Quite unfortunately, thy man is not me, but if he hath ceased using a woman's aromatic goblet and deviated to the Holy Chalice of Swag, he could obtain an element of mine swag. Peer downwards, now upwards, where art thou? Thou art on a boat with the knight thou man wished he could be. What is in thy hand? Gaze upon me. I have it, it is a full bowl of rice with the answers which thou wish to obtain. Gaze again, thou wishes art now jewels. Anything is possible if thou man utilized the Holy Chalice of Swag and not a simple goblet. I sit upon a steed."