UNICORNS ARE SOMETIMES TRANSVESTITES. REMEMBER THAT.

OKAY BYE I LIKE EGGS OMG NO.

We escaped from a mental home... Hi. This is what we do now :D

Marry ME?

yes i am actually an egg called gertrude.

Got a problem with that? I'll set ma well 'ard cuz from da ghetto on ya if ya doo!
MER!

i love u xxx

i'll get my chin out in a minute hghjhgfdlgh

CHIN HAT! IT'S A HAT FOR YOUR CHIN!
KNEE BRA! IT'S A BRA FOR YOUR KNEES!
NOSE SUSPENDERS! THE'RE SUSPENDERS FOR YOUR NOSE!
HEAD THONG! IT'S A THONG FOR YOUR HEAD!
BUY THEM NOW! AVAILABLE AT ALL GOOD NETTO ALDI AND B&M STORES!
BY JML<3<3<3<3

love chuuu<3

JINGLE BELLS BAT MAN SMELLS ROBIN FLEW AWAAAAAY <3<3<3<3

I like eating cats.

mmm, cats.

voldermort is fit. dont deny it babz.

Fudge off horsey, he's mine.

well im preggers with his baby nunny so fudge you you mother fudger.

DONT MAKE ME INVOLVE UNICORNY!
OH! I WENT THERE!
BOOM! I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
love nunny<3

i like eating cats. were going to leave now. adios i dontspeak spanish

I DO! ADIOS AMIGOS.