zaravzara

She’s gay

zaravzara

2 years later , Mike became apart of the mafia he had cooks, servants and even a cat can you believe it? Teapot said “the guests are here” “ okay tell them I’ll be here I need to get dressed” ok sir teapot brought the message to the guests 2 mins later The boss bojinia arrived everyone stood up “welcome” he replied “ pleasure doing business with you” they ate their dinner not leaving a single bit left dam they must’ve been hungry or maybe they have not experienced a luxurious meal like this before 
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Petition for u to start writing a book w hardcore smut in it 
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zaravzara

Until.. Mike realized it was all a dream and he was making out with the lamppost he went past every morning before school the whole neighbourhood stared and laughed at how embarrassing he looked I guess she really was a dream and the dream left me naked because now I’m exposed to the whole world I wish it was true , oh Mary..
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