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Me: Hello, I'm following you now.... So is my... Compatriot... 
          
          Fem Link: it's awful quiet here.... ANYONE WANNA PLAY DODGE BOMB WITH ME!!!???!?!?!!!??!!?!?!!??!!??!!!!!!
          
          Me: Link, shush, I'm writing up a mathematical algorithm for interdimensional phase morphing... Chaos theory is serious business.
          
          Fem Link: Admin! Your the perfect venue for victim!
          
          Me:... Wait.. What?