I might have been the perfect human  were it not for my big ears.Yeah I happen to have massive  ear flaps . But may be my earflaps are just too perfect and their capability a little bit too sinister... yeah I eavesdrop aloot... I'm not nosey but I'm way too curious... I don't gossip but I tell fresh tales ; not too stale but Spicey... so yeah I eavesdrop as much as I can and then imagine lives for people... Lastly I'm human.. a  female human but a  human anyway so not sooo perfect afterall...