This is what happened today:
Dear Amazon,
My Amazon box I have gotten today was filled with ants. The deal was closed and once I opened it it was crawling with ants. I did not order these ants. And I didn’t want ants in my order. And I did not need these ants. I do not want to have an ant problem, so I threw the box outside. I do hope you do not have an ant problem. Please do not ship any more ants to my house
Thank you,
Your Amazon customer