👼 special k

someone just texted me 
          "my cliffoconda don't want none unless ur konnor, u cunt" and wow if that ain't me to a T

i love you. 
          okay goodnight now sleep tight ❤️

i'm watching kitchen nightmares and i'd be honored if gordon ramsay called me a chicken fried fuck

hi hey
          it's 2:07 am and i'm honestly half asleep writing this, but i love you and you're all over my late night thoughts. like, how when you fall asleep, there's always one little piece of stubborn hair on your forehead that i always feel the need to push back. or like, when you talk, and your voice is slow and deep, and smooth. i could listen to you talk for hours on end, i swear. i absolutely adore you, konnor. i adore your laugh and smile and god those dimples. and when we hold hands, and you always, always run your thumb over my knuckles. it's hard to believe that we're going home in just a couple days. do you think southy held up his "man of the house" job at cherry's place? and do you think he'll like teddy? and nagini? ugh, i'm rambling. but i'm just here to say that i love you with everything in me. 
          -xoxomikey

HEY
          I THINK YOURE REALLY CUTE
          I LIKE YOU A LOT
          MAYBE WE SHOULD hang out or something..?

i adore u ok and also talking dirty <<<<<<<<<<< talking pure words of jesus christ the lord and savior amen

CHECK TO THE ONE 
          AND CHECK TO THE TWO
          MICKEY D'S ON THE MIC
          RAPPIN FOR YOU
          COME ON IN HERE
          AND GET YOUR FOOD
          WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT
          AND A DRINK OR TWO?

asshole in french is "connard"
          connard sounds a hell of a lot like konnor. 
          ur an asshole bb

my pms aren't loading but ily bitcH

me: i need friends 
          
          also me: but at the same time, im chill with everyone so do i really need friends?